ArkFullofSorrow.  Yes, ArkFullofSorrow.


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I noticed her back muscles here.  I guess this makes me gay.


Jamie: good athleticism. Also, the set is relatively good free of the distractions that pervade most entries.

Hopeful #6 - Jamie

Even though I think there’s a good chance she might not know exactly what she’s trying out for, I might as well just nominate Jamie to the Top 5. She wasn’t originally going to be in it for this reason, but after plodding through video clip after merciless video clip of awkward cheers and equally awkward stand alone explanations, it was refreshing to see a girl, not completely ignorant in the theory of booty shaking, just get out there and shake her booty.

Which she literally does in one of the video’s awkward moments. She is helplessly laughing throughout the first third of the video, and although this might impede upon her grueling duties as a Midway Sports booth babe, it is certainly preferred to a stoic lack of energy. She proceeds to proficiently perform a nice, sufficiently-choreographed dance number showing us some impressive moves (she does an excellent toe touch… a less excellent herkie).

Oh yeah, Jamie also has one helluva killer body which she is clearly not shy about showing off. She obviously worked very hard to get it (when booty shaking, I actually noticed her powerful back muscles before her less muscular glutes), and I wouldn’t mind seeing more of her in a Slugfest game.

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