ArkFullofSorrow.  Yes, ArkFullofSorrow.


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This is the first of many clips shot from the studios of KISS-FM, the powerful Los Angeles Contempo Pop Hits station.


There are far too many KISS clips among the 24, and I don't know how so many of them ended up there.  I'm guessing there was a quota to fill.  Seriously, the clips here are just about as far from acceptable as possible, and these are supposedly the best ones.  I could only image what the worst ones were like.

Hopeful #5 - Debrina

A common theme across many of these cheerleading auditions is a state of slight disorientation among the hopeful cheerleader, especially in these stand alone videos. Now as much as many of those reading this would like to believe, disorientation is not a part of the repertoire of the average professional cheerleader. Although we laugh at cheerleaders for cheering when the wrong team does something worth cheering for, it just doesn’t happen when you get past the high school level. Yet, many of these chicks exhibit these qualities. Not professional cheerleader material.

This is a KISS-FM entry. I guess Midmay had some kind of deal with the powerful Los Angeles-based Top 40 Pop radio station to host this thing. This is the first of several. Usually what I'm guessing happens is that some girl happens to be passing by the place they're shooting this, without prior knowledge and just kind of enter to see waht's going on. Little do they know they're being filmed and are expected to give some kind of reason why they'd want to be Midway's bitch for a year. This is why the girl seems flustered in every KISS entry. KISS entries are stand alones meaning there is little opprotunity for booty-shaking or otherwise experimentation. For this entry, though, the guy asking the questions seemed disoriented. In fact, Debrina has to squeeze it out of him: “What do you want to know?” This is either legitimate disorientation on the part of the question asker or a polite way of saying you’re not going to be wanted. Anywho, she goes on to say that she thinks baseball players are hot. Yeah. And she also used to be a cheerleader and does “a real cheer” which involved a short flurry of arm motions, but thankfully no awkward vocalizations.

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