I’m just going to come out and say it: Misty’s got a belly. If her gut is this noticeable in this outfit, imagine her in a legitimate midriff top. Come to think of it, I just saw an obese woman in such a top walk by line of vision minutes ago, and she was way worse than Misty.

Hopeful #21 - Marisa

“So you like to cheer!?” asks the radio rep to Misty the Californian. Damn, I am sick of all these KISS entries. This, though is the last one, thank God. The first half of the clip is basically an awkward exchange between Misty, the KISS guy and someone who came with her. She spend the second half of the video sounding (I like men in uniform; Wooo) and looking (a random limb flailing… not sure this qualifies even under liberal definitions of the word dance) incredibly stupid. And Misty’s entry was believed to be among the BEST couple dozen.