When I look at this face, I see a woman who gave up a promising career as a Hooters girl to follow become a Poison groupee. She lifts up her shirt!!!111 To show her stomach muscles, nothing more.  Which do look good.

Hopeful #19 - Brandy

Well golly gee wilikers, here we have somebody who claims to have been an actual professional cheerleader. For the Arizona Cardinals. I suppose they’re a prestigious group because it’s been said they’re pretty much the only reason to ever go to an Arizona Cardinals game, and they do pack tens of thousands each game. Not that we have any proof she raised her heel every time Jake Plummer completed a pass or anything. This is the focal point of her relatively epic address. The rest centers around her cheerleader-toned body. Although I wouldn’t have picked it that way, it’s no surprise to me why her entry made the oligarchy’s fab five in spite of lacking everything I believe makes a good one.