I'm going to guess Tonya tried this on a dare.

Hopeful #17 - Tonya

Oh great, another helpless waif who has been nailed in the ass by one of Cupid’s IQ-retardant arrows. So you want to meet baseball players, do ya? What makes you think that Midway Sports shirt in your hands will get you backstage at baseball stadiums across the land rather than on the floors of nerd-filled conventions handing out pamphlets of Midway’s second-tier sports games? What makes you think professional baseballers want anything to do with you? After all, visiting with reps from game companies is not the something most such athletes will clear their calendars for.

And then the camera angle shifted 90 degrees. Seriously, what kind of operation is this?

Luckily for Tonya, her entry ends on a fairly positive note when she’s asked by that same male voice found in all the KISS clips if she’s willing to endure the lot of a Midway spokesperson, her eyes do not become enveloped with a look of shock and terror. Instead she quickly agrees that, if chosen, she will embark upon such a task. Gladly. She has probably never seen what happens to forum posters at gaming websites with feminine names and a non-ugly picture of a woman in their avatar otherwise she’d have balked here for at least a second.