You say you love to dance, eh?  Well then turn on some Sir-Mix-A-Lot and get to it.

Hopeful #16 - Saye

“I want to do it!” Do what? The Midway Sports cheerleading gig or the modeling deal that comes with it? A karate tournament? Fly fishing?

“I have a great body!” It’s admittedly not bad. I mean, I don’t think I would become immediately aroused if that body passed by me, but I wouldn’t recoil in terror. There are other girls with better figures in this competition, though, and I’m not sure I’d call it “great” although that could just be the unflattering outfit of hers (which looks like it came from the shelves of the Salvation Army after half of it was eaten by a cat).

“I love to dance!” Well, loving something in no way assures us of proficiency. I mean, she does something resembling a belly dance for a couple seconds. I had to rewind the clip to see what it actually was. I’m going to assume Saye is one of those girls at nightclubs who proudly freestyles without shame in spite of having two left feet. Love the confidence, but not the misplaced part of it.

“I have tremendous energy!” Yeah, I’m sure you do. I think it's being invested in the wrong place, though. At least you don’t speak in a monotone voice.