Now folks, THIS is an entry. In other herkies, she nearly jumps off the screen.

Hopeful #15 - Colleen

I knew we had a winner here when a saw her hurrying to the preferred space in the room where she would turn her backside to the camera in a pair of skimpier-than-daisy dukes and a sparkly midriff shirt revealing a very enviable female frame. Here is a young lady who is clearly not afraid of an indefinitely large number of perverted strangers reducing her to body parts. Such confidence! Or sluttiness! No, confidence.

She then proceeds to live up to those high standards by dancing proficiently and alluringly to “Brick House” and performs an original cheer with equal proficiency and lure all while a queen-sized smile adorns her face. Granted, “Brick House” is an embarrassingly bad song, but Colleen’s performance is good enough so that she doesn’t look bad when you turn the music down, she just looks crazy getting down to a non-existence funky beat. And while her cheering might make you wince, it is impossible to deny her enthusiasm and energy. There’s also the fact there are worse acts of chant to be had.

Colleen is clearly well-versed in the lot of a cheerleader, or at least she acts like she is. Hell, she may even know how to use the light to her advantage, something none of the other girls know how to do. I have a feeling she is capable of much more, but was limited to a great deal of constraints. Too abd this is something we don’t get see. And if you’re one of those nerds who will dig for flaws on every woman you see as an excuse not to work up the courage to talk to her, you might point out the fact there are visible pools of fat on her legs on stomach, but the rest of us can enjoy the show.  She's the other winner of this contest if all were right in the world.