She also kicks like she's ready to try out for, and be cut from, her school's cheer team.

Hopeful #1 - Tiffany 

We start off the queue of ladies on a very good note. Here we have perhaps the only example of a hopeful providing essentially everything I ask for in these tryouts: she masterfully harnesses the power of the introduction speech (it’s short, but states she likes baseball, to dance and cheer… all she needs to video games, but I’ll let it slide), she busts a move bereft of any awkward vocal cheering noise, her wardrobe is a perfect mesh of baseball player and sideline dancer where she displays an athletic frame, and as an added bonus she does all this from a ball field. I honestly can’t think of a good reason she didn’t make the top five. I would say Whitey’s keepin’ her down, but I don’t think Al Sharpton is the right kind of affiliation I want for ArkFullofSorrow. Jesse Jackson, I can live with maybe. Not big Al.