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Here were examine the roster of Legends of the Diamond and
find out how fitting of a title this is, as well as other snarky comments
when appropriate. So, let's do it! The first
picture gives us a list of the players you can choose from.
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I'd have liked a less-sucky interface, with perhaps a place
for their position or something, so you don't go picking 11 outfielders.
Granted, these guys are supposed to be legends, so we're supposed to be on a
first-name basis with all these players, but this is clearly not the case
with all (although a baseball fan can probably pick out 90% of these names).
First the pitchers...
Bob GibsonI have nothing to say about the portrait
other than it's quite good, but the quote is one prime example of good old fahsioned NES Engrish. Yeah, he had an absolutely
transcendent 1968, a performance that played no small role in convincing people changes needed to be made to
accommodate hitters, one that deserves mention here. The far less
impressive strikeout total is also mentioned, a total that would eventually
be surpassed many times by wide margins. The quote also lists a few
pitches, implying that he both threw all of them in real life (he does) and
that they can all be thrown in Legends of the Diamond (no).
His control, while good, is probably not as good as many of his other
accomplishments.
Is he a Legend? I won't gripe much about his inclusion in the ultimate
club, since his statistics did reach "oh crap" territory for just long
enough and was rarely humiliatingly bad; many experts put him there. But there are pitchers out there
who are more deserving in my opinion and strikes me as more of a high Level
4 guy. I mean, yeech, Bret Saberhagen has more career Cy Young Award
shares than Gibson. |
Cy
YoungOnce again, a pretty excellent portrait if I say so myself,
even if he did look like he was on the crapper. Although Cy Young
pretty much looked that way in every picture of him. Over 500
Wins? We can see that by the info above. That space is
better used by discussing how this is the most wins ever and it's
increasingly unlikely that record will fall. Greatest Pitcher
Ever? That's debatable, although few people will recoil with shock
and fright with that proclamation. I mean, yeah, win record, but
also loss record, one that will most definitely stand as well. I
think that line of text would be better used saying how baseball's award
for the top pitcher in the game is named for him.
Is he a Legend? Without a doubt. A Level 5 guy easy.
Perhaps not the greatest, but you can't spell Level 5 without Denton
True. |
Dizzy
DeanAn extremely popular (especially among Southerners - he was
from Arkansas and had his best seasons with St Louis, the southern and
westernmost team around at the time) pitcher in his day. If
sportswriters weren't composing venerating prose about somebody on the
Yankees during the 1930s, they were gushing about Dizzy Dean. An
exciting player on the field, and his offbeat personality away from the
diamond added to the fun. His text box should say something to
this effect, as opposed to his strikeouts. Yeah, he led the early
30s in punchouts, but he never struck out more than 199 in a season, a
statistic that's pretty funny today. It's like Ty Cobb leading the
league in homers in 1909... by hitting 9 of them all year.
Unfortunately, he just couldn't keep it up. He got hurt in his
final season with the Cardinals and never reached greatness again.
Is he a Legend? No. Yeah, he was well on his way until he
got hurt, but that doesn't let him in. I mean, my cousin Brett was
real good at math until he fell off a tractor and hurt his head and
damaged his brain. Do you think MIT let him in? No. No
they did not. He's a Level 3 guy at best. |
Lefty
GomezThey got the wrong Lefty. They should've put in
Lefty
Grove, and I hope that's what they originally wanted to do.
Hell, I even typed the name Lefty Grove up at the top of this row there. I
mean, you know you're fishing for praiseworthy deeds when you mention
alleged great performances in exhibition games (which, if you look
at the link, you will find it wasn't quite legendary).
The only reason I can think of for using Gomez over Grove is because
they were so intent on using that portrait. I mean, look at that
guy. He isn't messing around. He looks much more imposing
than his superior
counterpart of the same era and nickname. This is the look of
a guy who would dominate the live ball era well past the prime of his
career (as Grove did), not the look of a guy who would be smacked around
just as he was aged to hit the prime of his career (as per Gomez).
Is he a Legend? Are you kidding me? I wouldn't have voted
for him in the Hall, and the writers didn't either. The Veterans
did, so a Level 1 guy he is. |
Whitey
FordWell at least this guy is a true Hall of Famer, a great
pitcher in the clutch and all (as indicated by his MVP votes in seasons
where his stats were a little lacking). And he had a really big
nose, I guess.
Is he a Legend? No. A definite Hall of Famer, sure, Level
3 easy, but Legend? No way. His record is mainly as good as it was
because he was on the Mantle Yankees. |
Steve
CarltonI haven't commented on the comment box because, as you can
see, none of the other pitchers had nothing to say aside from the fact
they were happy their steroids were working. But I jest!
That particular brand of performance-enhancement wasn't perfected to
the level it is today.
These pitchers pitched in the days before integration and
internationalization of the game. Their steroids were not having
to play against Pop Lloyd or Sadaharu Oh.
Well here we have something a little different - a player expressing
apprehension. "I might make another error." That's great,
Big Guy. Only problem is that I've done played quite a bit of
Legends of the Diamond, and have yet to see you and anybody else ever
make an error in the game. You have to make at least one before
you can make another. I'm not saying it's never happened, I'm just
saying that you all seem to have fielding percentages that make Barry
Larkin look like Edgar Martinez. I guess he's just hungover and
probably has some VD from his wild bash at Scores the night before.
Granted, Charlton wasn't exactly a known partier, but the face full of
weary and regret says nothing but "I lost most of my money in poker last
night, and the rest at the strip club."
That caption's a pretty interesting one, if not it shows the
limitations of what they were working with. They had strict
character limitations, both in space and in the amount of characters they
could use, but they do imagine to fit some pretty interesting, even
legend-affirming stuff casual baseball fans might not know. Oh and why
discuss the Cy Young Award now when the man for whom it's named is in the game?
But is he a Legend? No. He's the archetypical Hero (he's
the only one from this game I used in my Level explanations on the
previous page): Legend-like moments, but bad seasons keep him
down. Solid Level 4 guy, though. |
I'd prefer it, if...
Lefty Grove was in for Gomez
Walter Johnson
for Ford
Christy Mathewson for Carlton
Grover Cleveland
Alexander for Dean
Tom Seaver,
one borderline Level 5er deserves another for Gibson (maybe), or if you wanted
civil rights street cred, Satchel Paige (they weren't exactly strict record
keepers in the Negro Leagues. so no stat links for players of that category).
Averaging out the Legendary content among the pitchers in this
game, one reaches level 3.45 or something, roughly equaling Whitey Ford.
Not bad, but we should have a bona fide legend on our hands.
So go the pitchers, here come the
position players. |