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Unlike every single other video game fan on the Internet, I don't have much ire for sports. In fact, I quite like many of them. I am, though, very far removed from a sports nut; I consider watching a common televised sporting event alone from start to finish tantamount to watching my bread grow in terms of productivity and stimulation. I can't help but nod my head with understanding whenever I read some irreverent blogger dissing sports. Granted, things improve once you throw some buddies and some live action into the mix, but under regular circumstances, if I have just worked a long, hard shift on a half hour of sleep and I have a choice between getting some beauty sleep and watching my favorite team in that sport struggle for a low-ranking playoff spot for three hours, I'm passing the hell out. Such game fans tend to reserve special lamentations for baseball, mostly because of how damn slow and boring the game is. Again, I happen to have some sympathy for this viewpoint. No, this is not because I was picked on by every jock in the place during my high school days. This is because baseball's a pretty friggin' slow game if you think about it. I wouldn't say it's any slower than football or soccer, though, and many who knock the American pastime claim the umbrella of fandom beneath one of those two. Baseball happens to be my favorite sport, though, and this is mainly for two reasons: the history and all that statty-fatty goodness found therein (experts agree - no sport is so dominated by stats than baseball). In baseball video games, especially of the classic variety, statistics are supreme, or at least as supreme as they could get. These days, scouting in has gotten more sophisticated with the technology; there's just no way you could express "Barry Bonds hits inside fastballs especially well but doesn't hustle for shit" with what you had back in the day like you can now, so stats aren't quite as weighty today. Legends of the Diamond is basically RBI baseball with a couple gimmicks, one of them being its historical bent. Another one is that instead of having a full MLB roster, with 25 players per lineup on some 26 teams, there are only like four teams and you only get to pick one of them. But hey, you can pick what players are on that team. At least that sounds good, right?
Yeah, that's my reaction, too. And I'm pretty gay for this sort of thing, I can only imagine what somebody more indifferent to the topic would think about it. What if you got to chose from the all-time greats of the game at their peak? What? You're pressing the Back button on your browser now? In all seriousness, I'm here to rate the amount of legendary found in the players you can select in this game. Just so we know, the word 'legendary' encompasses the best of the best. Allow me to explain. (Or just get on with it) The Baseball Hall of Fame is still the benchmark of all hall of fames anywhere. People might not care quite as much about baseball as they do other sports, but when it comes time for hall of fame discussions, Cooperstown dominates Springfield, Canton, Toronto and St. Louis combined. It's still the standard. Everybody within the baseball playing world and outside the game playing world knows it. Well if I ran the Baseball Hall, I would divide it into five levels. One for each level of greatness. As one proceeds upward, everything gets better. The plaques are nicer, displays are more ornate and have more room per capita as one proceeds upward, and all that other good stuff.
Level 1 - The Veterans Members
Level 2 - Barely in there/Borderline
Level 3 - No-Doubt-Abouters
Level 4 - Heroes
Level 5 - Legends And yes, this is essentially a knockoff of Bill Simmons' plan, but more refined. |