ArkFullofSorrow.  Yes, ArkFullofSorrow.

An action shot where my guy wouldn't have to move for quite some time when he would proceed to sharpshoot from very close distances.

47) Sharpshooter

Once again, they feel the need to remake their alleged classics.  Well, since my latest evaluations were long, and since I've already pretty much said more about this game than anybody ever, I'll keep this one shorter.  Basically, it's Shooting Gallery with better music, less glitchiness, and actual challenge. 

Don't let this fool you into thinking it's better.  Although better, the music is more appropriate for a setting with retards swinging glow-sticks like primates than dudes with cowboys hats.  Although the game doesn't freeze up after you shoot a few things, you could still get the full experience in the few seconds that took.  Now that the game doesn't freeze, you might be more compelled to melt away more of our life with it.  And actual challenge means you simply have the opportunity to die as enemies spawn and meander their way toward you at the bottom; the enemies spawn at glacially slow paces in the earlier levels, and killing them before they get to you is just a matter of moving your guy from left to right and repeatedly pressing C.

Well okay, that wasn't much short, but congratulation, you're almost finished.

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