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46) Sky Avenger Soon after getting off the bus while walking those last couple blocks to your dull, unfulfilling and frankly unnecessary data coding job, you spy what appears to be a pig-faced Eurotrash with a pound a grease in his hair and wearing some noisy pink-n-yellow suit thing physically guiding three of the most stunning women to ever walk the earth to his penthouse of decadent luxury, where they'll probably record their sexual exploits for their orgy club to see. You're _better_ than this guy and you know it, and you're not prone to self-aggrandizing. You then find out, soon after cracking a C++ mystery nobody will ever appreciate, while reading this very sentence, this hammerhead was the mind behind both Action 52s. How inadequate would you feel if you learned this failure of a failure was shitting on gold toilets and shooting his semen into sex goddesses, while you're given busywork covered with shit like "cin" and "iostream" and "bool"? Oh the game? Nothing interesting to say about Sky Avenger, except their commitment to indifference shows by reusing the graphics from a game likely recently experienced (that'd be number 36, Bombs Away if you're struggling through this thing in order). Of course, if you were a total fuckhead, you might say the guy in Bombs Away was hustling rightward like a sonofabitch so he could retrieve this plane; why he's flying in the very direction he was running from is one of the mysteries of Action 52 Land, much like those about the dangerously low flight levels of all the fliers here or why a man is of bigger size than a blimp. But hey, Action 52 Land is so screwed up, leftward auto-scroll counts as a legitimate evolution in gameplay, and Sky Avenger counts as a legitimate game. |
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