ArkFullofSorrow.  Yes, ArkFullofSorrow.

If in fact the giants in the sky are trying to keep this kid from climbing the beanstalk, why they're tossing horseshoes (over half the size of a human!) straight down a place he'll never be is beyond me.

43) Magic Bean

Another game where you simply dodge slowly-moving objects as they'll surely kill you if you don't.  Why random everyday items and everyday weapons are falling (always straight down) and way you're climbing is not made clear; why these things are done at equal speeds is made even less clear.  I'm having a hard enough time trying to keep these analyses interesting and analytical, and now it's getting hard to even focus on these play-alike games.  If you must focus on one aspect of the game, the composer of the music is certainly earning his keep: the odd-numbered stages have quite a catchy groove.

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