ArkFullofSorrow.  Yes, ArkFullofSorrow.

This would barely cut it as a minigame, but again dreadfully low standards we've been swimming in make this seem like Call to Duty 4.

36) Bombs Away

Another game where the goal is to simply stay alive while as you auto-scroll.  But admittedly, this is likely the best such game on this collection: the bombs fall at different speeds and angles and the huts in the foreground provide immunity from them.  If your guy had any brains, he might slow down when in their shelter and then speed up when the time is right.  I don't see why he wouldn't do this, other than the fact whoever in charge of programming it hasn't quite mastered the 'stop charging like somebody with no value for their life' command. 

Of course, the assholes responsible for this would probably say "oh no, we did that purposely!  There's no games where your guy is running like crazy, automatically, unstoppable!  We're innovators!  Auto-scrolling, we invented that, Active!  Copyright!"  To which, I would respond "ummm, number 257368, don't you have a cigarette butt to clean up or a bar of soap to drop?"

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