ArkFullofSorrow.  Yes, ArkFullofSorrow.

Also returning from the NES version: an obstacle right in front of your face from the get-go... sorta.  Chances are pretty good that you'd tap the right key upon starting the game, not being centered and all, only to run into the phallic impediment shown here.

33) Star Evil

Remember this thing?  I sure hope not, because it's back and blander than ever.  It might just feel this way because it's essentially the exact same as the game (or all the games for that matter) to come before it: one hit dying, don't hit the obstacles.  Hell, even the music and sound effects were used in other games.  Only here, obstacles are far more abundant and aggressive and you're allowed to shoot stuff.

I actually contest the version found on the NES Action 52 is better - a phrase so immoral and perverse yet honest it could've been featured on To Catch of Predator.  While the biggest adversaries in both versions is your own boredom, at least the NES version had bosses.  This Star Evil might as well, but my biggest in-game adversary soundly defeated me before I made it past the second level.

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