ArkFullofSorrow.  Yes, ArkFullofSorrow.

Road kill, beach balls and cinderblocks.  The triumvirate of happiness right there.  And yes, even as the stages progress, no other obstacles will abound to dilute the happiness they provide.  Well, at least the stop signs don't knock you down.

31) Skater

"Go on.  Play me.  I dare you to make it through!"  If games could talk, Skater would say something along these lines. "Yes I am as generic as my title implies.  I'm on Action 52 to boot!"

Something like this leads me to question the mental capacity of somebody around: who thought it would be a bright idea to shove so much stuff that's so similar into a single package?  Never mind the quality.  I mean, would you buy a cart with nothing but 102 Contras (which is half of all Hong Kong pirated NES multicarts) for the price of two Contras?  No, unless your mental capacity is seriously questionable.  Or you're an overly serious game collector (see previous sentence).

But Contra is awesome.  Insultingly mundane auto-scrollers where the only goal is 'stay alive' aren't.  Wanna buy a few dozen for a price that averages out to a mere 2.5 dollars per game?  I'll even throw in several broken platformers and two-player only games at a serious price break!  See, this is why I'm not in sales, I'm too honest.  But there are obviously a few people dumb enough to fall for this pitch considering the non insane-o rare prices of Action 52 carts on the auction block.

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