ArkFullofSorrow.  Yes, ArkFullofSorrow.



Once again, the median finishing time for a level is 12 seconds.  The median finishing time for a Spidey session is 13 seconds.
 

29) Spidey

Remember that Mousetrap game?  Won't bother linking to it, it was just a half dozen ago, and if you're reading this you've surely also read that one minutes ago, so you still remember.  Well this is a game just like it, only a house setting is replaced by one of a spider web, cheese by bugs, cats by spiders, and mouse by a different spider.  Only differences being that the enemies also come from the top and bottom along with the left and right (but still only travel in straight lines) and the collectables are animated.  No doubt these Active asses consider these achievements and innovations.

Of course, the more I think about this, the more a paranoid individual might believe there's a message here: you're a single spider, why must you have 15 flies all to yourself.  It appears as though you're stealing them from a colony of spiders.  Why are you stealing much more than you seem to need from a large camp of ostensibly innocent spiders, who likely need them flies to survive, is beyond me.  Maybe if you were stealing from genocidal spiders or communistic spiders, sure, the unvirtuousness would be lessened.  But I also think I've looked far much into this.  See what all this Action 52 does to you.  Better walk away now before I start wearing tin foil hats.

And quips involving Spider Man are too obvious to be of any value.

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