7) Critical Bypass

Here's a game that toes the line between completely awful and far beyond horrific. You guide an amoeba-like thing across a surface that appears to be a fusion between asphalt and vomit in outer space. The brightness is nearly retina-melting painful. It is here where you must fight off harmful adversaries like stationary Tetris squares and balls of... noisy stuff, the latter annoyingly following you around like a heat-seeking missile. Redeeming quality: like G-Force Fighters, it takes more than one hit to kill you, a relative sensibility I wish was utilized more often in this genre.  Still not enough to lift it from the shambles of its being, though.