45) Boss

I think I'll piss of the Metal Gearheads out there who put too much emotional stock in their video games by saying Boss has levels of stealth and dexterousness of that found in the series they love. You guide a lizard-man-thing through the generic streets of anycity, while shooting other lizardmen (they're all evil except you, I figure) and meticulously avoiding frequent bomb-encounters (because we all know how errant bombs are a problem for every urban area). The game controls marginally well, and in the 2-5 minutes I spent playing it, I found no programming errors (it would surprise me not if some are here, though). Not really truly heinous, but not good enough to deserve a character from it grace the covers of any game's manual, except for Action 52, even that's a stretch.