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More proof the intelligent among us are being outbred by those of lesser genetic stock.

44) Manchester Beat

So much what the fuckage going on here... You control what appears to be a street hardened tough guy surrounded by way too much pink and blocks with eighth notes emblazoned on them. I'm guessing an evil bunch of crumb bums threw him here in hopes of softening him up, perhaps leading him towards homosexual tendencies. Expatiating the softening process is the most annoying, high pitched chime every time he jumps followed by a slightly less annoying mid-air pause should you decide to deliver a punch while in the air. I  guess it's not the most unfeasible thing in the world to consider this an innovation since it is new compared to the fluid leaping motions of every single other game with them, and I could actually see some positive ways of implementing it. Lose the damn chimes, though.

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