I'll forgive the absurdity and incoherency of the title since it seems like this is one that's actually good enough for a title screen. Here, you will do battle with such presumably adversaries like pink tanks that die upon contact (yes, the enemy dies upon contact - how about that for strong, victorious, overfunded [American] military?), giant human figures with an appearance bears a striking resemblance to a certain Middle Eastern dictator whose name escapes me who only exist to get captured, I think, and tiny armed bystanders - the most dangerous of the enemies who may as well be the only ones with the power to kill you. You ride a nearly invincible green tank. I say nearly invincible because apparently you have a life bar so large it won't fit onto the screen, but eventually it runs out since it pretty much decides to explode on you if you play long enough. You'll do battle over such exciting settings like little badly drawn deserts, badly drawn green areas plus deserts, and badly drawn green areas. Makes sense to me.