27) Non Human Imagine if Super Mario Bros was allowed to spread its DNA with Castlevania, Legend of Zelda and Bionic Commando. No, the result is not Non Human, I just wanted to fill your head with one positive startling pro-eugenics argument before filling your head with another eugenics argument, this one being grossly negative. Now picture the result of a Haunted Hills (13) and Ooze (8) fornication since Non Human's gameplay is pretty much a perfect mesh of the two. Now imagine what a kid with parents who would tape purple and green reflectors to their child's eyes and send them in a small room with nothing but a blaring light for a long enough period of time to ensure a semi-functional at best existence - a move of outstanding parenting in the Action 52 culture. This is the atmosphere Non Human brings to the table. Anywho, you'll be attacked by enemies of high sanity such as moth-things and brain-looking-dealies. Each time your guys takes a fall of greater than a foot, he dies, and this includes plunges into the faces down bottom that scream something about how only the criminally insane could imagine and bring into fruition their existence. |