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Again, we are lacking a picture of this game in action (or paused, which is probably more likely), so here I give you with the beautiful, fearless beast battling it out with Action 52 for your viewing pleasure.

23) Bubblegum Rosie

The manual gives us the impression this game is about a girl competing with various adversaries in a quest for gum. However, her mortal enemies don't really seem bent on searching for gum, but they seem more focused on killing her. Of course, they could just be searching for gum really hard in the 3-4 step long straight lines they occupy, but because the history of games whose enemies are all there simply to kill you is far more glorious and long than the history of games about searching for gum, so I'll just assume Bubblegum Rosie would rather ally herself in that category. Anywho, sometimes she touches an enemy and it'll disappear. Sometimes she touches and enemy and she explodes. Sometimes, she'll be able to jump onto platforms. Sometimes, she'll go right through platforms. Sometimes, Rosie projectile weapons appears to have no purpose, and other times.... Actually, her projectiles are always pretty much useless. The game, however, always carries on the Action 52 tradition of being downright terrible.

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