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Well, the sharks can't be as rare as enjoyable Action 52 moments!

15) Sharks

Sharks, packing as much ferocity and terror as a friendly house cat, will swim around you in a dangerously shallow presumably oceanic setting. The sharks make no agressive movements towards you and have no defense mechanism outside from their standard exteriors (which are surprisingly not of the instakill nature). You're in essence, hunting down hapless, virtually harmless sea creatures. Now, to be fair, you're armed with a stun gun, one that supposedly won't kill the sharks, and you're hunting for some rare specimen of sharks. It is unclear as to why Frogman, the hopefully fakenamed protaganist, is out rare shark hunting, but I'm willing to bet his motives aren't any more virtuous than those of the Action 52 creator/s (please be singular). The game reaches even higher levels of 'WTF?' when big strong sharks take three hits to kill you, jellyfish, a creature whose body is composed of 99.99% water, are deadly to the touch.

So far Sharks is the most monotonous game on the cart. The first reaction to that was previous sentence probably something along the lines of "hey woah, thats BADD wit 2 dees!", the game remains reasonably playable for a long enough time for such feelings to set in. Of course, if you just finished playing Chill Out, a game sipped in both monotony and playability is going to be great like watch grass grow is great compared to getting nails hammered in your groin. Not that I'd know what that's really like or anything.

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