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I didn't take a picture of Chill Out because it was literally an unfair assault to the eyes.  And this was before the graphical distortions discussed in the paragraph took hold.  So instead, I present to you, once again, my kitty.  Because, you know, it's like illegal and stuff to have both a cat and a website without posting one atop the other.

14) Chill Out

Now this is a fucking horror story. Given Action 52's reputation, you'd think this cart would be filled with 52 slots of Chill Out, all of different tints of orange or purple. First of all, right as you start out, the game throws twice as much on the screen as it should be able to handle and you have graphical slowdown before you can move your guy. Solid platforms and holes randomly swap functions and stepping from one non-descript square to another identical non-descript square could result in death. Falling more than a couple inches results in death. If projectiles come within spitting distance of you, you die. I haven't even gotten close enough to the stupid hunchbackey things who probably kill you in an equally inexplicable way as well. At least the tune played is kinda catchy, though.

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