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I don't believe I got a picture of this one.  Here's one of the cat instead.  Adorable, isn't she?

10) Operation Full Moon

The description given to us by the manual for this one, "Assault Lunar Base 1; drive your dune buggy through enemy territory, destroying all terrible occupants and establishments, leaving no stone unturned," is noteworthy for two reasons. First off, while you get to play the role of a quasi-genocidal maniac in many video games, I can't remember a single instance where the instruction manual made it look like you're engaging upon such a mission and barely attempted to glorify it at all. Imagine the uproar if American soldiers are sent to their various outposts with this mentality. Secondly, title implied by the manual description isn't the same as what's on the game selection screen. I'm guessing the makers of this game are just as incompetent manual copiers of game titles are they are at everything else we've seen them attempt.

Well, at least what you control looks like a military vehicle, I'll give them that. You'll be taking this vehicle across what may or may not be a dirt field. Most of the turrets in this game are already blown away, giving the impression of either others coming before you have attempted and nearly completed your quasi-genocidal goals or bone-headed programming, a possibly more feasible reason here. Most of the turrets that do appear barely shoot at all for as long as a reasonable person we be able to stomach this thing giving the impression you're raiding a peaceful people with an unprepared, underfunded military. (Not?) Surprisingly, there are visibly worse games to be found on this collection.

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